Brothers

He'll be my buddy for all of time,
My fellow conspirator in many a crime,
A willing participant in messes of slime,
And be worth more than Scrooge's #1 Dime;

We'll play pirate ships on the couches,
And jump on Daddy until he slouches,
We'll fight when we are grouches,
But share each other's lunch pouches;

And when life threatens to smother,
And there's help from not one other,
We'll remember these words from our Mother:
You'll always have your brother.