Argh!

I am thinking about getting an eye patch. Do they come in other colors than black?

The story:

I went to a friend's wedding last night feeling fabulous because I was wearing these

(who doesn't feel fabulous in a new dress and patent leather pumps?!)

and then my eye started to bother me...
I went in to the bathroom and looked at it and it is was a little red/ bloodshot...
at one point during the reception dinner my eye began to swell and Chris's dad leaned over to me (he's an Ophthalmologist) and said, " I can tell your eye is bothering you, and that bothers me.
Let's get over to the eye clinic".
Diagnosis:
bacterial blah blah blah.
I can't remember the name. But the short of it: I got something in my eye- he pulled out something that was embedded in the inside of my eyelid- and my eye is having an allergic reaction to it. He gave me meds and 3 days to heal.

So much for my efforts to look good.



I am still debating about the eye patch because it will help keep my eye closed, which makes it feel better, and I am pretty sure I would score major coolness points with all the boys in my family.



So my options are

Stop all dental hygiene to detract from the eye


wear a more fabulous accessory on the other side to balance the face





or get the Be dazzler out and own it like a rock star




Be dazzler it is.

(by default- as my teeth won't rot over night)

Disclaimer: This post was not intended to offend anyone who, indeed, does wear an eye patch for medical purposes (I am pretty sure none of the individuals pictured above do) and I won't really be getting an eye patch but needed something to do this morning because my husband banned me from going to church so I thought looking up pictures of crazy eye patches was just as good as unpacking from our trip.